Dear Mortgage Company (February 22, 2009)

February 22, 2009

The Cincinnati Enquirer

Dear Mortgage Company:

As you know, I am current on my mortgage and have never been late on a payment. However, we need change and I’ve decided to embrace socialism. Therefore, effective immediately, I will no longer be making any mortgage payments. Please forward all future invoices to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC 20500.

Thank you for your time expended in this matter.

John Becker